Dad, did Elvis die on the toilet?

First posted on 20/01/2009

“Dad, did Elvis die on the toilet?”, this is how I was greeted by my 5 year old when picking him up from school the other week. “J said that he did and it was because he took drugs and ate too many cheeseburgers, her dad told her that!” he explained.

What do you do? So I told him that it was true and that Elvis was a very troubled man at the time, to which he replied “maybe he shouldn’t have gone to MicDonals (sic) as much.” I now believe that my son is much less likely to become a maccy dees junkie, which can only be a good thing.

Elvis – Crawfish (Pilooski edit)

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